Soap Loaf
The Drunk at the Super Market. Best joke I've heard in awhile.?
A lady was at the super market picking up some things she needed: a gallon of 2% milk; a quart of orange juice, a loaf of bread, a head of lettuce, some dish soap, and a roll of toilet paper. When she was at the checkout line she noticed the man behind her was drunk. When the cashier started to ring her out the drunk man said "You must be single."
The woman looked at her things, wondering how he could tell from what she had so she said, "As a matter of fact I am, but how did you know that."
The drunk replied, "Because you're ugly."
very, very funny. LMAO
thank you!
A star for you
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