Imperial Cologne
If forced, which would you rather eat?
A stapler or hole punch (inserted surgically into your duodenum without anaesthetic by an elderly communist)
An imperial gallon of Lacoste Essential cologne (through two straws, thrust down your throat via your eye sockets by a hysterical lesbian)
A pocket German - Latin bilingual dictionary
A raspberry off Barack Obama's perineum
Barack Obama's wisdom teeth
A bucket of Lady Fanshaw's frighfully oversalted Bouillabaisse Provençale (through your anus)
A lightbulb (fed to you carefully by a chicken farmer with body dysmorphic disorder wearing a blindfold)
An antique cystoscope
Pastor Fred Phelp's tallywacker
A blown head gasket stolen from Hitler's D-type limousine by a Badgy Fiddler
An iPod classic (as it plays pornography orientated towards persons of limited height)
An antique oboe baguette (from the late 17th century onwards).
The Lacoste would be a sight for sore eyes.
Millesime Imperial by Creed Fragrance/Cologne Review (1995)
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 Roger Gallet Eau de Cologne 34oz Bouquet Imperial $15.95 Time Remaining: 29d 1h 40m Buy It Now for only: $15.95 Buy It Now |
 AVON IMPERIAL GARDEN COLOGNE EGG BOTTLE $6.50 Time Remaining: 1d 19m |
 MILLESIME IMPERIAL by Creed 40 oz Millesime edp Cologne Spray Men New In Box $142.89 Time Remaining: 27d 13h 5m Buy It Now for only: $142.89 Buy It Now |
 Imperial Glass Cologne Decanter Perfume Bottle NuCut Crystal $7.99 Time Remaining: 1d 2h 7m |
 Creed Best Sample Perfume Cologne Must See $9.99 Time Remaining: 1d 11h 20m Buy It Now for only: $9.99 Buy It Now |
 Imperial Sunburst Yellow Carnival Glass Cologne Bottle and Stopper 42487 SYC $9.95 Time Remaining: 1d 18h 1m |
 FIVE Sample Vials CREED IMPERIAL Millesime Cologne $17.99 Time Remaining: 21d 19h 12m Buy It Now for only: $17.99 Buy It Now |
 BRITISH STERLING 2 OZ LIGHT MUSK AFTERSHAVE 2 OZ IMPERIAL MUSK COLOGNERARE FIND $68.50 Time Remaining: 2d 14h 29m |
 TEN Sample Vials CREED IMPERIAL Millesime Cologne $28.99 Time Remaining: 11d 20h 53m Buy It Now for only: $28.99 Buy It Now |
 Courting Rose Imperial Garden Cologne 15 Fl Oz w Box $2.99 Time Remaining: 3d 2h 53m |
 New CROWN IMPERIAL Cologne Men EDT SPRAY 17 oz 50 mL $31.99 Time Remaining: 11d 34m Buy It Now for only: $31.99 Buy It Now |
 BEAUTIFUL AVON IMPERIAL GARDEN EGG WITH COLOGNE $4.25 Time Remaining: 3d 3h 33m |
 IMPERIAL MILLESIME by Creed Cologne Sample 15 mL NIB $9.99 Time Remaining: 15d 11h 14m Buy It Now for only: $9.99 Buy It Now |
 VINT IMPERIAL GLASS VANITY SET TRAY REVLON COLOGNE 53 $19.99 Time Remaining: 3d 3h 41m |
 Avon IMPERIAL GARDEN COLOGNE+ BEAUTY DUST 2 pc Set NIB $35.99 Time Remaining: 23d 22h 15m Buy It Now for only: $35.99 Buy It Now |
 NIB Avon Crystalique Imperial Garden Cologne 4 Fl Oz $9.99 Time Remaining: 3d 8h 9m Buy It Now for only: $19.99 Buy It Now |
 Vintage Avon Venetian Pitcher Imperial Garden Cologne Mist $6.38 Time Remaining: 17d 9h 44m Buy It Now for only: $6.38 Buy It Now |
 Avon Empire Green Imperial Garden Cologne Bottle $2.99 Time Remaining: 3d 20h 59m |
 CREED MILLESIME IMPERIAL 40 oz EDT Men Cologne Spray $164.99 Time Remaining: 6d 12h 56m Buy It Now for only: $164.99 Buy It Now |
 AVON IMPERIAL GARDEN COLOGNE GOOD LUCK ELEPHANT BOTTLE $3.69 Time Remaining: 4d 5h 1m |
 Imperial Glass CAPE COD CLEAR Cologne Bottle 5434536 $107.95 Time Remaining: 16h 13m Buy It Now for only: $107.95 Buy It Now |
 CREED Imperial Millesime Mens Eau De Cologne Spray 4oz $179.95 Time Remaining: 4d 5h 38m |
 Avon Crystalique Imperial Garden Cologne 4 Fl Oz Glass Bottle NIB $10.50 Time Remaining: 29d 21h 1m Buy It Now for only: $10.50 Buy It Now |
 MILLESIME IMPERIAL by Creed 40 oz Millesime edp Cologne Spray Men New In Box $130.64 Time Remaining: 4d 20h 16m Buy It Now for only: $143.79 Buy It Now |
 NIB 1970s Avon IMPERIAL GARDEN Cologne 4 oz CRYSTALIQUE Glass Decanter $7.99 Time Remaining: 9d 6h 37m Buy It Now for only: $7.99 Buy It Now |
 MILLESIME IMPERIAL by Creed 40 oz Millesime edp Cologne Spray Men New In Box $130.64 Time Remaining: 5d 10h 8m Buy It Now for only: $143.79 Buy It Now |
 VINTAGE AVON 1975 TABATHA BLACK CAT kitty BOTTLE IMPERIAL GARDEN COLOGNE SPRAY $18.88 Time Remaining: 20d 22h 21m Buy It Now for only: $18.88 Buy It Now |
 Avon Empire Green Bud Vase Imperial Garden Cologne Classic Unforgettable $16.00 Time Remaining: 5d 16h 31m |
 IMPERIAL CANDLEWICK 4 BALL STOPPER COLOGNE BOTTLE WITH STARLIGHT CUTTING $94.60 Time Remaining: 5d 4h 8m Buy It Now for only: $94.60 Buy It Now |
 Avon Decanter Empire Green Imperial Garden Cologne Full 3 Fl Oz $8.99 Time Remaining: 5d 17h 56m Buy It Now for only: $9.99 Buy It Now |
 Imperial Hobnail 742 Forget Me Not Blue Milk Vanity Cologne Perfume Set $129.99 Time Remaining: 17d 7h 12m Buy It Now for only: $129.99 Buy It Now |
 Avon IMPERIAL GARDEN COLOGNE MIST $39.25 Time Remaining: 5d 18h 42m Buy It Now for only: $43.25 Buy It Now |
 Avon Bristol Blue Imperial Garden Cologne 5 Fl Oz Blue Opalene Glass Bottle NIB $4.50 Time Remaining: 10d 1h 2m Buy It Now for only: $4.50 Buy It Now |
 Vintage Antique 3 oz Imperial Garden Beige Avon Bottle Perfume Cologne $4.99 Time Remaining: 5d 19h 42m Buy It Now for only: $9.99 Buy It Now |
 New MILLESIME IMPERIAL Cologne for Men MILLESIME SPRAY 40 oz 120 mL Tester $159.99 Time Remaining: 26d 22h 57m Buy It Now for only: $159.99 Buy It Now |
 IMPERIAL CAPE COD COLOGNE AND STOPPER $99.99 Time Remaining: 5d 20h 1m |
 SALEVTG NEW KINGS MEN IMPERIAL GOLD 23K COLOGNE AFTERSHAVE BOXSET HUGE 9 OZ EA $199.99 Time Remaining: 13d 1h 33m Buy It Now for only: $199.99 Buy It Now |
 Avon CRYSTAL TREE Imperial Cologne Decanter 2 $0.99 Time Remaining: 5d 23h 28m |
 New MILLESIME IMPERIAL Cologne MILLESIME SPRAY 40 oz $172.99 Time Remaining: 25d 7m Buy It Now for only: $172.99 Buy It Now |
 Vintage Avon Imperial Garden Cologne Collection 4 items NIB $0.99 Time Remaining: 6d 1h 31m |
 Imperial Glass Washington Pattern Cologne w Brass Colored Metal Holder $59.99 Time Remaining: 2d 4h 3m Buy It Now for only: $59.99 Buy It Now |
 Avon PRETTY GIRL PINK Imperial Garden cologne bottle $5.03 Time Remaining: 6d 3h 31m |
 Imperial Lavender Eau de Cologne Santa Maria Novella $174.00 Time Remaining: 22d 7h 58m Buy It Now for only: $174.00 Buy It Now |
 ROGER GALLET Bouquet Imperial Eau de Cologne 68 fl oz 200 ml New $34.00 Time Remaining: 6d 4h 50m |
 Imperial Glass CAPE COD CLEAR Cologne Bottle 4003986 $87.95 Time Remaining: 7h 22m Buy It Now for only: $87.95 Buy It Now |
 Vintage Avon Courting Rose Imperial Garden Cologne Decanter With Box $10.00 Time Remaining: 6d 6h 27m |
 Imperial Del Oro Cologne Aftershave Boxed Set Vintage 22 Karat Gold Decorated $20.00 Time Remaining: 22d 3h 10m Buy It Now for only: $20.00 Buy It Now |
 Avon IMPERIAL GARDEN Cologne Mist 3 fl oz new w box $0.99 Time Remaining: 6d 10h 29m |
 1968 68 Chrysler Imperial SUNVISORS Cologne Material Colors Avail $99.95 Time Remaining: 3h 48m Buy It Now for only: $99.95 Buy It Now |
 VINTAGE AVON VENETIAN PITCHER IMPERIAL GARDEN COLOGNE MIST IN BOX $9.99 Time Remaining: 1d 8h 16m Buy It Now for only: $12.99 Buy It Now |
 Imperial Irice Sunflower Crystal Vanity Set with 2 Colognes and Puff Box $139.99 Time Remaining: 17d 7h 12m Buy It Now for only: $139.99 Buy It Now |
 Millesime Imperial By Creed For Men. Millesime Spray 4.0-Ounce Bottle List Price: Sale Price: $122.98 You save: $97.02 (44%)  Eligible for free shipping!Availability: Usually ships in 1-2 business days See Reviews For This Product DescriptionCREED MILLESIME IMPERIAL by Creed for EDT SPRAY 4 OZ Launched by the design house of Creed in 1995, CREED MILLESIME IMPERIAL by Creed possesses a blend of Lemon, Iris, Green Bergamot, Mandarin  |
 Imperial Free Cities: Worms, Germany, Cologne, Hanseatic League, Elblag, Hamburg, Strasbourg, Nuremberg, Aachen, Mainz, Basel, Metz, Trieste Sale Price: $88.74 Eligible for free shipping!Availability: Temporarily out of stock. Order now and we'll deliver when available. We'll e-mail you with an estimated delivery date as soon as we have more information. Your credit card will not be charged until we ship the item. See Reviews For This Product DescriptionChapters: Worms, Germany, Cologne, Hanseatic League, Elbląg, Hamburg, Strasbourg, Nuremberg, Aachen, Mainz, Basel, Metz, Trieste, Nijmegen, Regensburg, Augsburg, Verdun, Zug, Besançon, Lucca, Solothurn, Landau, Konstanz, Cambrai, Duisburg, Aalen, Dortmund, Friedrichshafen, Baden, Switzerland, Goslar, Fribourg, Toul, Schaffhausen, Wissembourg, Heilbronn, Bremen, St... |
 MILLESIME IMPERIAL by Creed - Millesime Spray 4 oz - Men Sale Price: $156.90 Eligible for free shipping!Availability: Usually ships in 1-2 business days See Reviews For This Product DescriptionLaunched in 1995, Millesime Imperial by Creed is classified as a sharp scent. This masculine scent possesses a blend of musk, lemon and iris. Millesime Imperial is recommended for daytime wear. |
 Vintage Imperial Milk Glass Cologne Bottles Grapes See Reviews For This Product Description############################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################### |
 Avon Buttercup Candlestick Imperial Garden Cologne (full) See Reviews For This Product Description7-3/4" tall. Still full of Imperial Garden. Cologne. Very good condition |
 IMPERIALE GUERLAIN by Guerlain EAU DE COLOGNE SPRAY 3.4 OZ List Price: Sale Price: $48.00 You save: $39.00 (45%) Eligible for free shipping!Availability: Usually ships in 1-2 business days See Reviews For This Product DescriptionEAU DE COLOGNE SPRAY 3.4 OZ |
 Imperiale for Men by Guerlain 3.3oz 100ml EDC Spray List Price: Sale Price: $48.93 You save: $38.07 (44%) Eligible for free shipping!Availability: Usually ships in 1 to 2 days See Reviews For This Product DescriptionFragrance notes: a refreshing blend of citrus and rosemary. Recommended use: casual. |
 Filmmusik: Tony Thomas, Star-Wars-Soundtrack, Do the Bartman, The Imperial March, Kinoorgel, Storm Clouds Cantata, SoundTrack Cologne (German Edition) Sale Price: $23.09 Eligible for free shipping!Availability: Usually ships in 24 hours See Reviews For This Product DescriptionDer Erwerb des Buches enthält gleichzeitig die kostenlose Mitgliedschaft im Buchklub des Verlags zum Ausprobieren - dort können Sie von über einer Million Bücher ohne weitere Kosten auswählen. Das Buch besteht aus Wikipedia-Artikeln: Tony Thomas, Star-Wars-Soundtrack, Do the Bartman, The Imperial March, Kinoorgel, Storm Clouds Cantata, SoundTrack Cologne, (Everything I Do) I Do It for You, Mickey-Mousing, René Giessen, Jan Jarczyk, Titelmelodie, ALP, E... |
 Imperial Touch Inspire Au De Toilette Spray 3.3 oz. List Price: Sale Price: $49.99 You save: $10.00 (17%) Eligible for free shipping!Availability: Usually ships in 1-2 business days See Reviews For This Product DescriptionInspire the senses with this refreshing Au de Parfum. This virile scent is composed of lavender, amber, and coffee. For the real male in you. There are a combination of notes that make up this fresh, clean, floral, and woodsy oil musk perfume fragrance. |
 Green Irish Tweed by Creed 0.05 oz Millesime Sampler Vial Sale Price: $2.49 Eligible for free shipping!Availability: Usually ships in 1-2 business days See Reviews For This Product DescriptionCreed Green Irish Tweed was originally created for actor Cary Grant. The spicy sporty blend contains notes of Mysore sandalwood ambergris violet leaves French verbena and Florentine iris. |
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Roger & Gallet 'Bouquet Imperial' Unisex 3.3-ounce Eau Fraiche Spray $26.31 Bouquet Imperial fragrance was launched by the design house of Roger & GalletCologne is recommended for every day wear or a casual evening outScent possesses a blend of soft floral notes |
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Guerlain 'Imperiale' Men's 3.4-oz Eau De Cologne Spray $37.64 Guerlain 'Imperiale' is a robust citrus blend with finishing notes of rosemary and lavender. This men's fragrance was originally developed in 1893 and bears the imperial crest of Emporer Napolean III. |
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Millesime Imperial by Creed 4.0-ounce Men's Eau De Toilette Spray $128.89 Launched in 1995, Millesime Imperial by Creed is classified as a sharp scent. This masculine scent possesses a blend of musk, lemon and iris. |
